i shagged mrs hudson because she asked for it
um ok.
I got attacked by D.I. Lestrade because it cheered me up and it hurt.
oh
I got attacked by Mycroft’s umbrella because I love him and it hurt.
Lestrade made me punch Sarah Sawyer because it eased the pain of having to wait for series two and I screamed with joy.
*considers* hmm yeah. I dub thee: Accurate.